What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.