What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.