What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy