What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.