What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van