Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van