Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.