Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read