Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.