Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.