What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.