What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !