What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!