What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!