What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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An ex-boxer.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.