What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.