What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.