What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**