Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

What do black people drive?

house prices down

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"