Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What do baby swans dance to ?

Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.