Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What does Ebola and US police have in common?

A high body count of black people

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !