What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.