What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)