What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium