What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium