What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Cosby Jokes More Cosby Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things