Women Say the Darndest Things
Tarzan stripes forever.
A party line!
None, both are collect in a field.
A woman.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Allah carte.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Two mothers-in-law.