What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!