What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.