Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Irish Wedding Jokes More Irish Wedding Jokes

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Irish Funeral Jokes More Irish Funeral Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.