Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk