Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.