What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.