Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.