Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!