Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

490 Jokes More 490 Jokes

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD