What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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A zebra.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.