What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.