What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!