What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.