Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

March Jokes More March Jokes

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.