Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.