Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.