Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.