Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.