March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Spring Break Jokes More Spring Break Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?