March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Imperial Jokes More Imperial Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Recede Hareline Jokes More Recede Hareline Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters