Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

March Jokes More March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.