Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.