Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

March Jokes More March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots