Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.