Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

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In da-Nile

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When is it ok to snipe police officers?

As Dallast resort.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.