What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.