What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.