What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.