What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.