How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.