How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...