What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.