What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Corny Joke Jokes More Corny Joke Jokes

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!