What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

Corny Joke Jokes More Corny Joke Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.