What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

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How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.