Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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Coffee Mug
A-corny joke.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Corny jokes.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Ba dum ship.
A maize zing!!!
Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you
My-cawk!
At least a brazillion dollars...
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Oh don't worry , they'll tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you
Because he always came in a little behind.
Urban Outfitters
The plot.
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
In a casino, you really mean it.
To Whom It May Concern
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
Toyodas
Shoot the first one.