Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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A-corny joke.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Corny jokes.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Ba dum ship.
A maize zing!!!
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
He has one clean finger
A line of marathon runners
When the power goes off.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
When they get to third base they think they've scored
A herring aid !
Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Your spine.
A re-cyclist.
Dead men sell no snails!
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Stick insects !
