Corny Joke Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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A-corny joke.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Ba dum ship.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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