Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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A-corny joke.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Corny jokes.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Ba dum ship.
A maize zing!!!
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence
Races 'em.
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)
He always had treble finding his keys!
When there are no attachments
A friar? A chip monk?
Cause he been solo.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Just for the halibut.
Your spine.
It contained a borscht ton.
Their horns don't work.
Because he's too tall for a milk shower.
