Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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A-corny joke.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Corny jokes.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Ba dum ship.
A maize zing!!!
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
he thinks to himself.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
He got lost in the maize.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It was Pirated.
Because the friar rises!
A monk-ey
He came and went at the same time.
A meander-thal!
A Pedo File.
Ant Man
It's CoRnY
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
