Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Run Race Jokes More Run Race Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.