Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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Is it about black people

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Leningrad

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At the other end of the telescope.

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The line at KFC.

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After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.