Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Run Race Jokes More Run Race Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.