Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony