Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony