Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony