What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder