What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.