What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...