What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.