What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...