What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...