What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...