What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...