What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.