Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Ones in a cup
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Pitch for December
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Because they are all a bunch of tools.
Rabies!
congress.
One of them makes sense!
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
He just monkeys around on the line!
Microphones!
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
