Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !