Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!