Baboon Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!