How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!