How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.