What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.