What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.