What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.