What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma