Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.