Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.