Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.