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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet