Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

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Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.