Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.