Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!