What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW