What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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He nuts and bolts

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Plant its nuts.

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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Cha-chink!

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Kick his sister in the jaw.

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A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo