What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"