What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW