Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels