Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."