What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!