What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

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Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.