What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.