What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.