What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !