What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch