What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.