What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.