How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!