How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !