What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*