A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because he left a residue at every pole.
Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Reddit
Toad.
You can lick a plate dry
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
They're usually the elephant in the room
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
