What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?