What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.