What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion