What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.