What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"