What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders