What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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Elephino...

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern