What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders