What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.