What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.