What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.