What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.