Little Green Man Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Toadstool Jokes More Toadstool Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.