They are both controlled by little green men.
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They do Yoda.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
One can raise a child
They know how to raise the roof.
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
Sithilis
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
Toadstool
Made in China.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
He woks.
Because he's alive.
He knows where the naughty girls live.
