Little Green Man Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Toadstool Jokes More Toadstool Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?