They are both controlled by little green men.
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They do Yoda.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Raise MY hand!
He raised Cain.
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
they drop acid of course
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
A: The food tastes funny.
Because there's not mushroom!
Ju-Haul
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
