What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!