What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.