Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!