Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.