Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.