Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!