Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.