Whats the difference between a sly pig ...

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

How does a black girl know shes pregnant?

When all the cotton is picked off her tampon.

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.