What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."