What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.