What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )