What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.