What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.